When my kids were young and we ever got delivered something in a large cardboard box, they would plead to play with it. They would sit on it and I would pull them round the house, or we made cardboard helmets with smaller boxes and painted them. Sometimes they would try to prank me by hiding in a box and pretend that it hadn’t been opened yet, hoping to give me a scare (I may have hammed up my shock so they could laugh more).. But yeah boxes are both pretty useful and fun.
So here is a stack of jokes about boxes that have been made by real people (not AI like the other stuff out there these days!). We made a couple ourselves and made sure all the jokes are clean and actually funny. At the bottom you can get a printable version of some of the jokes as well. Any box jokes you have, please ship them to us in the comments and we can add them to the list!
Box Jokes
- What do you call a belt made out of cardboard? A waist of paper.
- I bought some low-quality cardboard. It’s tearable.
- I worked in a cardboard box factory. But it folded.
- What kind of cabbage comes in cardboard? Box choy.
- What’s the number one item shipped by amazon? Cardboard boxes.
- I got fed up playing poker and blackjack the other day. I was card-board.
- I live in a lighthouse. It’s made of cardboard.
- The great thing about buying a cardboard box and having it delivered is that you normally get one more than you paid for.
- Why would anyone fill a box with tiny pieces of cardboard? I’m puzzled.
- I went to the stationery shop and found they had given me cardboard instead of paper. I am going to write them a stiff letter.
- I ordered some disposable lenses and got an empty box. I must have selected contactless delivery.
- The waitress asked me if I wanted a box for our leftovers. I said no but I’ll wrestle you for it.
- Where do astronauts keep their sandwiches? In their launch box.
- If you no longer have a box, it’s an Xbox
- Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
- My dog keeps wrapping things in cardboard. He’s a boxer.
- What happens when you put cardboard boxes in your house during a full moon? You make it a warehouse.
- I charge rent to the series of insects in my cardboard box as they are ten-ants.
- When cardboard goes to the bar, it asks for a drink on the box.
- What kind of cardboard is found by a volcano? Igneous box.
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