Clay Jokes (Not AI Made!)

Making things out of clay can be a lot of fun. In fact the other day we bought some clay and together with our sons, we made some fridge magnets. I made the Philadelphia 76ers logo out of clay for my mine but we made a bunch of designs and then after they dried we painted them and put magnets on the back. So having a collection of clay jokes when doing an activity like that, just seemed like a good idea to add to the website.

So as usual, I have collated all the best human made clay jokes I could find, made a couple ourselves and then the best of them I have also made into a free printable version. You can print them out and then add them as lunchbox notes or maybe use them as part of the next family activity you do with clay. And if you have any clay jokes/puns to add to this list , please let us know in the comments!

Two white cards with yellow borders are shown. The card on top reads, What do you call a good poem about clay? True pottery. The second card is partially visible beneath it.

Clay Jokes

What do you call a good poem about clay? True pottery.
What do you call cheese made out of clay? Terracottage cheese.
Why is James Bond a big fan of pottery? He’s got a license to kiln.
Why was the boy having his face molded into clay? He was getting a head of himself.
What happens when you pound chicken with a clay oven? You tandoorize it.
I dropped my phone into the clay furnace. And that’s how I bricked my phone.
Why do they only shoot clay pigeons? Because you shouldn’t shoot the messenger.
What do you call a gymnast covered in clay? An adobe acrobat.
What did the potter say when he destroyed his piece of art? That’s just the clay it is.
Why did Aristotle believe men could mold themselves through their actions like clay? His teacher was Play-doh.
What do you call Bigfoot who loves working with clay? A hairy potter.
My ceramics teacher came into class so drunk he fell into the kiln. He got fired.
How do you make a clay Dana Scully? You moldher.
I always get tired when molding clay. Sometimes I just need to take a brick.
I fell asleep while molding clay. When I woke up my head was spinning.
Why was the potter so successful? He was kiln the game.