Broom Jokes (complied by a person (not AI)!)

These days we have vacuums that run on batteries, so cleaning stuff up with a broom just doesn’t seem to happen as often I find. In fact at my house our broom is more used outside by my kids to sweep all the leaves off our trampoline or by be when cleaning up our garage (I love a good clean)..

Anyway, I have swept up all the good broom jokes I could find out there and added two of my own to this list. All of these jokes are made by humans (not AI), and I also have a free printable of some of the jokes that you can download too. If you have got any broom puns to add, then just pop them down in the comments for me to review and approve.

Broom Jokes

How warm is a janitor’s closet? Broom temperature.
What do witches in Australia ride? Broomerangs.
What sound does a witches vehicle make? BROOM BROOM.
I don’t get much use out of my broom. It just sits there gathering dust.
What do witches ask for at hotels? Broom service.
What do you call a potato with a broom? A sweep potato.
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? Go to sweep.
What happens when a witch breaks the sound barrier? You hear a sonic broom.
Generally, I enjoy pushing the broom about. That’s a bit of a sweeping statement.
What did Harry Potter say when he tripped over his broom? Ow, I Hur’-my-knee.
Why did the witch put her broomstick inside the washing machine? She wanted a clean sweep.
What do you call 2 witches who share a haunted house? Broommates.
Have you seen the new witch brooms for sale? They’re flying off the shelves.
What do you call a monkey with a wand and a broomstick? Hairy Potter.
What kind of mail does a witch carry on her broom? Hex-press mail.
How long do witches ride broomsticks for on cold nights? For just a short spell.
Have you heard of the movie about the broom? It’s sweeping the nation.
Why was the broom stick confused at the Halloween party? It couldn’t tell which witch was which.
Did I tell you about the time I was nearly killed with a broom? It was a brush with death.