Beaver Jokes (for people, by people)

I don’t think I have actually ever seen a beaver, not in real life anyway, not even at a zoo. I do remember though watching the Angry Beavers TV show on Nickelodeon when I was like 11.. pretty sure that it gave a very accurate depiction of beavers.. they are all either super chill and dumb or have crazy energy and get super mad right?. Ok maybe I need to brush up on my knowledge of beavers now that I’m an adult.

So I pulled together a list of my favorite beaver jokes (and added a couple of originals myself) and all of these are made by people, for people (not by AI, for AI!). I even have a printable version of some of these jokes that you can print and cut out. I find it fun to sometimes do this with my family and we take turns delivering the jokes as best we can to get the best groans possible from each other. Anyway, if you have any beaver puns to share, then yeah please let me know so I can read them and add to this list!

A card on a white tray reads, Why was the beaver was found guilty? Because the prosecutor had damming evidence. Another partially hidden card is underneath.

Beaver Jokes

How does a beaver get online? He logs in.
What is a beaver’s favorite snack? Wood chips.
What do beavers like to put on their salads? Branch dressing.
What does beaver chili taste like? Like a normal chili, but little otter.
What did the beaver say to the tree? It’s been nice gnawing you.
Knock knock! Whose there? Beaver! Beaver who? Be-very-quite, I’m hiding.
Hey girl, are you a beaver? Cause damn.
My Dutch guinea pig want to become a beaver. It’s building a Hamsterdam.
Why was the beaver found guilty? Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
Why was the beaver too cool for the river? It was too mainstream.
What did the sign for the party for beavers say? Beaver or be square
Beavers always get in trouble for illegal streaming.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors? They mind their own dam business.
What’s the worst part about being a beaver? It’s a lot of dam work.
Why don’t you ever find beavers at sea? They lack gnaw-tical experience.
Where do beavers sleep? On a river bed.
A beaver walks into a bar and the bartender asks: You want a drink? To which the beaver replied ‘GNAW.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma’dame.
Who’s a beaver’s favorite pop singer? Justin Beaver.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? They use spring water.
Someone once challenged me to tell a joke about beavers. I said dam, I can’t .