Being in New Zealand we don’t have alligators, so I have only seen them in zoos. Unfortunately my local zoo (wellington Zoo) who used to have a couple of alligators no longer have them, It was a bit sad as I went there just a few weeks ago with my nephews and I was personally looking forward to seeing the alligators but I think it had been some time since they had them there.. I mean it had been like 8 years since last time I went..
Well what I do have is a collection of alligator jokes that I have cobbled together from human sources (not AI!) and a few ones myself as always. I have also made a printable version in case you want to print them out and maybe take them with you when you go to the zoo next? Or maybe pop them in a lunchbox. If you have any good alligator puns, then let me know in the comments so that I can add them to the list!
Alligator Jokes
- What do you get when you cross a frog and an alligator? A croak-odile.
- Did you know alligators can grow up to 15 feet? But most only have 4.
- What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet? A traitor.
- Who is the author of the book “Escaping Alligators?” Ron A. Way.
- What kind of reptile bites people from behind? A tail-gator.
- What do alligators do in an emergency? They croco-dial the police.
- What do you call a thieving alligator? A crook-adile.
- What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender? Gatorade.
- Why should you never play poker with an alligator? You will lose every hand.
- What do you call an alligator who is always wearing a vest? An investigator.
- What do you call an alligator with a GPS? A Navi-gator.
- What’s the similarity between an Alligator and Windows? They’ve got lots of bytes.
- What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower? I don’t know, but I’m not going to smell it.
- What’s worse than one alligator coming to dinner? Two alligators coming to dinner.
- Why shouldn’t you taunt an alligator? Because it might come back to bite you in the end.
- Why did that one alligator get into a fight with the other? He got impatient and snapped.
- Which is the most popular basketball move among gators? The Alli-oop.
- What do you call an alligator who works on a farm? An irri-gator.
- What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat? A jawbreaker.
- What do alligators call human children? Appetizers.
- Who gives alligators their Christmas presents? Santa Jaws.
- What do you call an alligator without any legs? Anything you want, it can’t run after you.
- What do you call a reptile that likes to go bowling? An Alley-gator.
- Why was the alligator invited to fashion shows? She was a snappy dresser.
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