Fall Jokes (no AI used!)

Where I’m from (New Zealand) we call it ‘Autumn’, not ‘Fall’. Both NZ and the USA were colonized by the British, but somehow America got to make its own version of English. Most words/things Americans have changed to the language I might disagree with (imperial system, date formats, football that you play with your hands..), but I do like ‘Fall’ over ‘Autumn’.

Well I have a bunch of fall jokes for you here and some jokes that use ‘autumn’ as the pun. I have found all the best human made jokes I could find and added a few of my own too. We don’t use AI, so all these actually make sense! I also have a free printable version that you can download below as well. Let me know your favs or if you have any yourself, let me know in the comments.

A card with the joke: Why did Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Another partially hidden card is underneath, all on a white wavy-edged tray.

Fall Jokes

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride? An autumn-mobile.
What did the leaf say to autumn? I’m falling for you.
Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall? They were autumn mated.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin Pi.
Why did the tree worry that he would never get his leaves back after fall? He didn’t be-leaf in himself.
Why did Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
What kind of car do Brits drive in fall? An autumn-atic
What time of year do people get injured the most? In the fall.
Why’s it so easy to trick a leaf in October? They fall for anything.
Why are trees so carefree and easygoing? Because every fall, they let loose.
How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
How does an elephant get out of a tree? It sits on a leaf and waits till autumn.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
Why do trees hate going back to school in the fall? Because they’re easily stumped.
What happened when the turkey got in a fight? The stuffing was knocked out of him.
Why do birds fly south for the fall? Because it’s quicker than walking.
Why was the autumn vegetable stew so valuable? It contained 24 carat gourd.
Why did the lions move at the end of summer? Because the pride goeth before the fall.
What do tuna fish love to drink in fall? Mulled brine
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timberrrrr.