We are not big pet people, except for when we had chickens for years (loved them as they earned their keep), but we did once have rabbits for a very short period of time. They looked so cute but man did they have sharp claws that scratched our arms a lot.. Needless to say our kids got over them very quickly as they realized that they were not the cutest animals but actually vicious beasts (Monty Python reference..). We were able to give them away but yeah we are never doing that again.
So here is my list of rabbit jokes that I have painstakingly researched, curated and added to with some originals. We don’t use AI here, so all these jokes are human-made (crazy right!..). I create printable versions of the jokes on this site too, so you can grab a free download at the bottom. Could be good for Easter to print and cut them out and attach to chocolate eggs when doing an egg hunt? Also, if you have any good rabbit puns then please let me know so I can add them.
Jokes
- What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish? The Oyster Bunny.
- What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an onion? A bunion.
- What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana.
- What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backward? A receding hare-line.
- How do rabbits stay cool during the summer? With hare conditioning.
- How do you get the Easter bunny to stay past Sunday? Raise its celery.
- How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Well have you ever seen a rabbit who needs glasses?
- What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
- What does a flying rabbit have on its back? An eagle.
- Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
- Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? He hoped they’d look like hares.
- What did the rabbit say to the carrot? Nice gnawing you.
- What do you call a rabbit with money? A millionhare.
- How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
- What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? Basketball.
- What do the Easter Bunny and Michael Jordan have in common? They’re both famous for stuffing baskets.
- Why didn’t the rabbit hop? No bunny knows.
- What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.
- Mr. Spock, a rabbit, and a corn stalk walk into a bar. Bartender asks, “You guys want to hear a joke?” They replied, “We’re all ears.”
- What’s the difference between a rabbit and a clown? One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny.
- How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Just look for the gray hares.
- Why does the Easter Bunny want to win a gold medal? Because he heard it’s 24 carrots.
- A rabbit goes into a hairdresser looking for his friend. However she leaves disappointed as surprisingly, there isn’t a hare to be seen.
- I used to own a rabbit, but now she’s just some bunny I used to know.
- Why was the rabbit so sad? He was having a bad hare day.
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