Sometimes we forget that we use certain things everyday, like a button. Whether it’s on your clothes or on a keyboard or now even silently pushed on you phone, yeah we seem to use buttons a lot. I don’t know why but when I think of a button the first thing that pops into my head is that episode on The Simpsons where Homer gets to work from home (after he purposely becomes obese just to do so). The computer keeps asking him Yes or No questions to make sure the nuclear plant doesn’t have anything bad happen. Anyway he figures out all he has to do his hit the ‘Y’ button every time and then decides to get his toy drinking bird to keep pressing the ‘Y’ button while he goes to the movies.. Spoiler.. the bird falls over and things go wrong..
Anyway, button jokes is why your here and I have typed every button on my keyboard to put them here (no AI used.. OMG right!). I have a version of these jokes that you can download at the end, just print and cut them out and maybe leave them on someone’s keyboard or pop them in a lunchbox? If you have any button puns, then tap your buttons and put them in the comments for me to read (if they are good, I’ll hit the approval button).
Button Jokes
- What’s the name of NASA’s launch button? The Space Bar.
- Why was the elevator always angry? People just kept pushing his buttons.
- What kind of a belly button does a German car mechanic have? An Audi.
- How do you keep the dreams alive on Mondays? By hitting the snooze button.
- Why did the button fall of the cliff? It was pushed.
- What’s belly button fluff? Human waist product.
- In the middle of a jellyfish is a jelly-button.
- What did the police officer say to his belly button? You’re under a vest.
- Why are you so afraid of pressing buttons? I just can’t put my finger on it.
- I just realized that my calculator is missing the minus button. But, on the plus side, it still works.
- I can’t help it, I like Google’s “I’m feeling lucky” button. It’s basically love at first site.
- How do you make a robot angry? Push its buttons.
- I think this year, I’m going to give my belly button up for lint.
- What movie never gets old? The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.
- I think my iPhone is broken. I clicked the home button but I’m still at work.
- I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.
- I learned a lot about belly buttons in college, I went to the Navel Academy.
- Why will button controlled remotes always be better than voice command? It goes without saying.
- What’s a cat’s favorite button on the TV remote? Paws.
- Buttoning up my little daughter’s coat one day. It hit me that being a parent really is fastenating.
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