Boyfriend Jokes (made by a real boy/man! not AI!)

I swear there are nice guys out there (I like to think I am one) and that they try to put their partner first, but sometimes even if we have the best intentions, we can still be eggs sometimes. In those cases you have every right to give us some grief (let’s try do better fellow men out there!).

So if you’re after some boyfriend jokes, well I have pulled together this collection and added some ones myself (not AI!). There is a free printable version as well that you can cut out and maybe leave around the house for your boyfriend or husband to find? You could always take one of these jokes and write them in a card for like Valentine’s Day too. Also, if you have any good boyfriend puns to share, let me know in the comments so I can have a laugh and then add it to this list.

A card on a wooden heart-shaped tray reads, “Do you like my shirt? It’s made out of boyfriend material.” The card has a blue border and the website loveandlaughgames.com at the bottom.

Boyfriend Jokes

Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend? He’s super clingy.
My boyfriend and I always laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh harder.
My boyfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
My boyfriend started a honey farm to help save the bees. I think he’s a keeper.
What do you call a construction worker with four boyfriends? Polyhammerus.
My boyfriend is upset that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
My boyfriend accidentally poked me in the eyes. So, I stopped seeing him for a while.
Why did the astronaut break up with her boyfriend? Because she needed some space.
Do you like my shirt? It’s made out of boyfriend material.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend. He keeps asking for another shot.
What did the otter say to her boyfriend? I feel like we’re drifting apart. Maybe it’s time to see otter people.
What’s the difference between a sofa and a boyfriend watching Monday Night Football? The sofa doesn’t keep asking for beer.
Why did the mushroom break up with her boyfriend? Because he was toxic.
What do you do if your boyfriend hates fruit jokes? You let the man-go.
I had to break up with my boyfriend over the Wi-Fi. We just had no connection.
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.
Why did the shrimp break up with her boyfriend? Because he was really shellfish.
My boyfriend knows how understanding I am. That’s why he always calls me Miss Understanding.
Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend? Because he was a boar.
I told my boyfriend to text me when he got home. He must be homeless.
A girl saw her boyfriend flirting with other girls at the gym. She walked up to him and said, “This isn’t working out.”
Barbie’s boyfriend was involved in a serious toy car accident. So they contacted his next of Ken.
What does a boyfriend and mascara have in common? They both run at the first sign of emotion.
How do you get your boyfriend to do sit-ups? Put the remote control between his feet.