As a kid I really enjoyed doing math in school, I think it’s something about my personality type that enjoys slow problem solving type things (probably why I like things like chess too). So algebra was always my favorite, geometry not so much, as my weakness in life is my memory and I always struggled remembering what formula to use for triangles (Sin, Cos, Tan stuff!?).
Here I have added together all the math jokes I could find, taken away all the bad ones, added some new original ones and then what we have here is the sum of its parts. One list of the best math puns that are written by humans, for humans (no AI here!). I also have got a few printables you can have for free, which are a set of the jokes in a printable format (you could pop them in a lunchbox?) and some poster versions of my favs that you could print and hang in your house or if you’re a teacher, your classroom? I hope you enjoy them and let me know in the comments if you have any more to add to the list.
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Math Jokes
- Bit nervous about my math exam. Think my chances of passing it are 40-40.
- There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who cannot.
- Do you know what seems odd to me? Numbers that aren’t divisible by two.
- My calculator stopped working mid-way through my exam. I can’t count on it anymore.
- I ate my math exam paper. Sooner or later, I will pass the exam.
- Parallel lines have so much in common. Too bad they’ll never meet.
- If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam. I’d have $4.30 now.
- I hired an odd man to do six jobs for me. When I got back, he’d only done jobs one, three and five.
- Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.
- How do you make seven an even number? Remove the ‘s’.
- Math is super important. It’s the only subject that counts.
- What is a bird’s favorite type of math? Owl-gebra.
- My math teacher called me average. I think that was a mean thing to say.
- What shape should you be careful of? A trap-ezoid.
- Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
- Why doesn’t anybody talk in circles? Because there’s no point in it.
- What can you always count on? Your fingers.
- Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor? The teacher told her not to use tables.
- How do you solve any equation? Multiply both sides by zero.
- Why did the girl wear glasses during math class? It improved her division.
- Not all math puns are awful. Just sum.
- I passed my Algebra test today but failed my Biology exam. The aftermath was really difficult.
- I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think she must be plotting something.
- What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless.
- What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree? Geometry.
- Don’t start a conversation with PI. It’ll just go on and on forever.
- There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. But only a fraction would understand.
- Have you heard the joke about the statistician? Probably.
- Who built King Arthur’s round table? Sir Cumference.
- Why do math classes go for so long? The teachers always go off on a tangent.
- Why weren’t the two fours hungry? They already eight.
- Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven, eight, nine. (Bit of a classic joke to end on).
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