Me being from New Zealand I am a big fan of Flight of The Conchords and their dry/deadpan sense of humor. In fact I am from the same city as them (Wellington) and have seen them around the streets.. as a typical kiwi though we try to be pretty chill fans (ie try to not annoy them). Anyway I loved the TV show they did and now when I think of the word ‘Angel’, I don’t think about religion, I think about Bret and Jermaine singing ‘there are angels in the clouds, doing it‘.. I’m laughing as I type it!
So if you want a laugh I highly recommend you watch that video on Youtube or something, but if you are looking for some angel jokes, I have you covered here. I’ve curated this list for the good ones, added my own and none of these are made by AI! There is also a printable version in case you want to print and cut them out and if you have any angels puns to add, let me know!
Angel Jokes
- What is an angel’s favorite video game? Halo.
- What type of weapon do angels use? Harp-oons.
- How do you turn a demon into an angel? You scare the hell out of them.
- How does an angel light a candle? With a match made in heaven.
- Why do angels smell so good? Because their scent from God.
- Why don’t Angels use umbrellas? Because they’re too holy.
- What did one angel say to the other at the party? Are you heaven a good time?
- Angel: Will there be anyone surviving the flood? God: I Noah guy.
- What kind of peppers do angels like to eat? Halo-penos.
- Why did the Italian get kicked out of heaven? He ate too much angel hair.
- Why did the angel go to the doctor? Because he had harp burn.
- What do angels sing during Christmas time? No Hell, No Hell.
- What’s the name of the Angel of Death’s dumb brother? The Dim Reaper.
- What’s the difference between a musical choir of angels and a flight of dragons? The horn section.
- I hate it when kids these days write “angle” instead of “angel.” They’re just trying to be edgy.
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