Bell Jokes (written by human beings!)

When I was young I remember reading this children’s book called “A Bell for Ursli”. It was about this boy in Switzerland where in his village they have this annual spring festival where everyone walks around in like a conga line with cow bells. He gets given a small bell but then he ends up finding the largest bell and so he gets to lead the children during the festival. Anyway, years later I went to Switzerland but I went during winter.. so one day I think I’m going to have to go back to see the actual festival (March 1st).

Until then, well I am going to make do with this bunch of bell jokes I have put together. I made sure these are all made by real people (can’t stand these AI joke sites popping up everywhere) and I have made a couple jokes myself. Have also got a free printable joke list of 10 of my favs. If you have any bell puns to add, let me know in the comments so I can update the post with them.

A card reads, Who here has heard of Pavlov? The name should ring a bell. Another card is partially visible behind it. Both cards are on a white surface with folded fabric in the background.

Bell Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk? Jingle smells.
Why doesn’t the bell ring at the gym? It’s a dumb-bell.
My doorbell rang earlier. I didn’t even know it had a phone.
Who here has heard of Pavlov? The name should ring a bell.
I know a dog who goes and sits in the corner every time the doorbell rings. He’s a boxer.
What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.
Who invented knock knock jokes? Whoever they are, they deserve a no bell prize.
Just joined the local church’s bell ringing group. They said they would show me the ropes.
What do you call a skeleton who rings the doorbell? A dead ringer.
Why do cows have cow bells? Because their horns don’t work.
What do you call a silly doorbell? A Ding Dong.
How do you find the gym at Hogwarts? Look for the dumbbell door.
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house? Rings the deer bell.
What is a tiger’s favorite Christmas song? Jungle bells.
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Isabel. Isabel who? Is a bell necessary on a bike?
What sound does a llama’s doorbell make? Llama-llama-ding-dong.
Someone just asked me if I know the town crier. I said, “No, but he rings a bell”
Why did the cow ring the bell? Because it wanted to be moo-sical.
I always carry a stone with me that I use to throw at people who play Christmas music in October. I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.
I always forget that holiday that comes at the end of October. Then the doorbell rings, witch reminds me.
A friend sent me a card saying “Get Bell Soon”. He meant well.
I saw a bee fly right into a bell. I thought, “That’s a real humdinger”.
There’s a wash basin on your front porch ringing the bell. Let that sink in.
Trying to figure out the reason why I have such difficulty with operating my doorbell. I just can’t put my finger on it.
Was in a sports shop recently, I pressed the bell that said Service. Then I got hit in the face with a tennis ball.