Ok I have a real problem with wanting to be the one with the remote to control the volume on the TV.. I know I need to work on my control issues (excuse the pun) but I just feel more comfortable watching something with it sitting next to me.
I have here my collection of remote jokes along with a free printable version. You could print them out and maybe pop one on your remotes for someone to find every so often? Also all these jokes are curated and made by me (an actual person.. I know right.. in this new AI world we live in it seems to be rare!). But if you have a joke to share, let me know in the comments so I can add it to the list.
Remote Control Jokes
- What’s a cat’s favorite button on the TV remote? Paws.
- How do you get your boyfriend to do sit-ups? Put the remote control between his toes.
- When I first saw a universal remote control, I thought to myself, “Well… This changes everything”.
- Did you hear about the remote control that went to jail? He was charged with battery.
- My remote control batteries died out today. So I gave them away, free of charge.
- Why will button-controlled remotes always be better than voice commands? It goes without saying.
- How does Batman power his remote control? With bat-teries.
- I used to get really annoyed when I wanted to watch a different channel, then I got a new remote control. It’s really helped me change.
- The man who invented the remote control has died age 79. He was found down the back of the sofa.
- It was disappointed when I discovered that my universal remote control did not actually control the universe. Not even remotely.
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