Bamboo is one of those things you don’t see very often, it looks cool and we all know pandas eat lots of it, but yeah other than seeing it in a zoo I’m trying to think when else I have seen it. Well, when I was younger, I loved watching Jackie Chan movies and there was this one scene in one of his movies (Rush Hour 2) where he is scaling up the building (while fighting) that has bamboo as the scaffolding. Then the bamboo he is holding onto bends so far over that he is dangling over the street but the bamboo does not snap, hardy stuff that bamboo.
Well here I have a small selection of bamboo jokes that I have sourced from actual people (not AI!) and added a few myself. There is a printable version that you can download for free as well at the bottom of the page. And if you have any bamboo puns to add, then please let me know by making a comment so I can look to add them to this list.
Bamboo Jokes
- What’s invisible and smells like bamboo? Panda farts.
- Why are pandas endangered? Because bamboo shoots.
- How do pandas get to hospital? In the bamboolance.
- Why do pandas love bamboo so much? Because it’s the bear essentials of their diet.
- What’s the scariest plant? Bam BOO.
- Did you hear about the Pandas that were in a food fight? They all got Bambooboos.
- Have you heard about the new book about bamboo? It’s a great reed.
- Did you hear about the bamboo truck accident? It’s pandamonium out there.
- Why do panda bears keep buying bamboo? They just like the stock.
- Why did the bamboo plant win an award? Because it was out-standing in its field.
- What did the bamboo say to the tree? You’re so lumber-some.
- How do you get a panda drunk? Give it bambooze.
- It was World Bamboo Day yesterday. But shoot, I missed it.
- The panda lost his dinner. He was totally bamboozled.
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