Are aliens out there somewhere in the universe? I don’t know but I would like to think that in the great expanse of things there is at least some distant place with life. Maybe not sentient life but life all the same.. Although if there were sentient aliens out there I would want to know if they had a sense of humor, so maybe exchanging some alien jokes would be a great ice breaker.
In case that day arrives I have curated this list of jokes about aliens to be used. However, all these jokes are made by humans, I bet aliens would also not like jokes written by AI! I have a downloadable version that you can even print and cut out if you wish to pop them in a lunchbox or whatever you want really. If you have any good alien puns to add to this collection of human history, then let me know in the comments
Jokes
- How do you get a baby alien to sleep? You rocket.
- What do you call an alien with three eyes? An aliiien.
- Was looking for more jokes about aliens. They must be out there somewhere.
- What do you call sick birds from Mars? Ill eagle aliens.
- What do you give an alien? Some space.
- What do aliens love to read? Comet books.
- Why are aliens jealous of the sun? Because the sun has a million degrees.
- What do you call an overweight E.T.? Extra Cholesterol.
- Why did the aliens need maids on their space ship? To clean up the cosmic dust.
- What is an alien’s favorite website? Space-book (and loveandlaughgames.com :p).
- Where does an alien put his teacup? On a flying saucer.
- What do you call an alien you can’t get rid of? A Klingon.
- How does an alien call Saturn? He gives Saturn a ring.
- Why haven’t aliens visited earth? It’s only rated one star.
- What is an alien’s favorite beverage? Gravi-tea.
- Why do aliens not visit the restaurant in space? Because it has no atmosphere.
- Did you hear about Chuck Norris being abducted by aliens? The aliens were never seen again.
- How do aliens organize a space party? They planet.
- How does an alien park his spaceship in space? He uses a parking meteor.
- What if aliens are responsible for global warming? And this is just their way of breaking the ice.
- How do aliens harvest their crops? With tractor beams.
- What do aliens eat for breakfast? Unidentified frying objects.
- How do you know aliens are not vegan? Because they haven’t contacted us to say it.
- What do aliens use to serve their dinner on? A satellite dish.
- What party do you throw a pregnant alien? A meteor shower
- An alien offered to take me to the moon, but it was full.
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