Trampoline Jokes (Written By Real People!)

We’ve got a trampoline in the backyard, and my kids are on it pretty much every day. At one point they decided they needed a trampoline scooter so they could practice their scooter tricks safely. But instead of waiting for one, they made their own and they took the wheels off an old scooter and gave it a go. It worked for a while, until the day they went straight through the trampoline.

Now they’ve got a real trampoline scooter, and a new trampoline (an expensive time!) So, to make light of the situation, trampoline jokes felt pretty fitting for this one. I’ve collected some of the best below. There’s a mix of clever, silly, and kid-approved.

And as always, there’s a printable version too. You can download it and pop the jokes into lunchboxes, cards, or anywhere that could use a little bounce of humor.

Two white cards with blue borders on a woven surface. The top card asks, What sound does a plane landing on a trampoline make? The answer is Boeing. The bottom card asks about trampoline park security officers. The answer is Bouncers.

Trampoline Jokes

What sound does a plane landing on a trampoline make? BOEING.
My brother was mad I told him to be careful somersaulting so high on the trampoline. He really flipped out.
Neil Armstrong is going to space, this time with a trampoline. It’s a leap for mankind.
I like to read the bible while on the trampoline. It’s a real leap of faith.
My car battery went flat so I put it on the trampoline. It needed a jumpstart.
Friends are like a trampoline. I always wanted a trampoline.
What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? A woolly jumper.
Have you met the inventor of the trampoline? He is a bit jumpy, but a nice guy.
I was the first person to install trampolines on musician’s tour buses. Now everybody is jumping on the bandwagon.
What are security officers called at a trampoline park? Bouncers.
What season is it when you are on a trampoline in March? Spring-time.
What is black and white and bouncy? A zebra on a trampoline.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline? A milkshake.
Saw a sign saying “Trampolines Half Price”. So I jumped on the offer.
A friend replaced his bed with a trampoline without telling his partner. She hit the roof.
If money does not buy happiness, it buys a trampoline. When did you ever see a sad person on a trampoline?
Bought a friend a trampoline, he’s over the moon. It was more powerful than I thought.
Everyone is jumping on board cruise ships. They are now installing trampolines.
Back then, my job had its ups and downs. I used to be a trampoline tester.
I can’t help stop my phobia for trampolines. They always make me jump.
I bought my girlfriend a jumpsuit. She wanted to look smart on a trampoline.