Suggestive Birthday Card - Free Download

Want a cheeky card that gets a laugh? This free suggestive birthday card features a playful shag bird illustration and a tongue-in-cheek line. It’s an instant, no-email download with four printable sizes and clear instructions. Just download, print and fold.

A suggestive birthday card featuring an illustration of a bird standing on the ground, with the text Fancy a shag for your birthday? and small pink hearts above, set against a simple neutral background.

What’s included

Printable birthday card in 4 formats – 5×7 inches, A5 Folded, US Letter folded, 7×5 Folded
High-resolution PDF
Designed to print on standard US Letter size
Simply print, cut, and fold

You can print it at home or send it to a local print shop. Use white cardstock for the best results.

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Each PDF is high-resolution and designed for easy at-home printing. Simply choose the size you need and print on your preferred paper stock. For best results, use the “print actual size” option in your printer settings

Instant access: click the download button and get your PDFs right away
Four versatile sizes: fits standard paper and envelopes
No email required: skip the newsletter sign-up and print immediately
High resolution: crisp lines and vibrant colours on any home or office printer

A birthday card with a cartoon shag bird, bunting, and pink hearts. The card reads Fancy a shag for your birthday? in playful, handwritten text. The card is displayed on a brown envelope.

How to print at actual size

1. Open the Print dialog (Ctrl + P on Windows or ⌘ + P on Mac).
2. Under Page Sizing or Scale, select “Actual Size” or set Scale to 100 %.
3. Make sure “Fit to Page” or “Shrink to Fit” is turned off and Borderless printing is disabled.
4. Confirm the printer’s paper size matches your card (A5, US Letter, 5×7, etc.).
5. Click Print.