Holy Cow Birthday Card - Free Download

Go for a classic pun with this clean, hand-drawn holy cow birthday card. It’s free to download, comes in four sizes, and includes easy instructions, no email required. Simple, fun, and ready to print at home. Just download, print and fold.

A birthday card featuring a cartoon cow with a yellow halo, black spots, and a banner above it. The card reads, HOLY COW! ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY! and is standing on a brown envelope.

What’s included

Printable birthday card in 4 formats – 5×7 inches, A5 Folded, US Letter folded, 7×5 Folded
High-resolution PDF
Designed to print on standard US Letter size
Simply print, cut, and fold

You can print it at home or send it to a local print shop. Use white cardstock for the best results.

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Each PDF is high-resolution and designed for easy at-home printing. Simply choose the size you need and print on your preferred paper stock. For best results, use the “print actual size” option in your printer settings

Instant access: click the download button and get your PDFs right away
Four versatile sizes: fits standard paper and envelopes
No email required: skip the newsletter sign-up and print immediately
High resolution: crisp lines and vibrant colours on any home or office printer

A birthday card featuring a cartoon cow with a banner above it. The card reads “HOLY COW! ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY!” and is standing on a brown envelope against a light, blurred background.

How to print at actual size

1. Open the Print dialog (Ctrl + P on Windows or ⌘ + P on Mac).
2. Under Page Sizing or Scale, select “Actual Size” or set Scale to 100 %.
3. Make sure “Fit to Page” or “Shrink to Fit” is turned off and Borderless printing is disabled.
4. Confirm the printer’s paper size matches your card (A5, US Letter, 5×7, etc.).
5. Click Print.