Acrobat jokes can be tricky to come up with, but there are plenty of good ones once you start playing with words like flip, tightrope, suspend, and balance. I’ve put together a mix of acrobat jokes and puns, some classics, plus a few we came up with ourselves. To make it easier to share, I’ve also created a printable version that you can use for lunchboxes or parties.
Acrobat Jokes
- Why did the vampire join the circus? To become an acro-bat.
- What do you call an acrobat in shark-infested waters? A balanced breakfast.
- What did the acrobat do when he found out that his partner was cheating on him? He flipped out.
- What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use? Cirque d’Olay
- How do you compliment an acrobat? Tell them they’re flipping amazing.
- What would an acrobat make a great accountant? They’re great at balancing books
- How do you surprise an acrobat? Catch them off balance.
- There’s a fine line between a gymnast and an acrobat… it’s about 2 inches wide and stretched 20 feet in the air.
- Why are acrobats so helpful? They’ll bend over backwards for you.
- The teacher said, “You’re suspended!” The acrobat said, “Cool, just let me chalk my hands first.”
- What happened to the acrobat who was caught stealing a trapeze? He got a suspended sentence.
- How do you train an acrobat? You just show them the ropes.
- How do you motivate an acrobat? Just tell them to hang in there.
- Why did the acrobat feel ignored? Because he was left hanging.
- What do you call a clumsy acrobat? The fall guy.
- Why did the acrobat get in trouble at school? He got suspended.
- Why did the acrobat make a good politician? He was used to walking a fine line.
- Why don’t acrobats make plans? Because everything is up in the air.
Printable jokes
Simply click the image to download and print!
How to print at actual size
1. Open the Print dialog (Ctrl + P on Windows or ⌘ + P on Mac).
2. Under Page Sizing or Scale, select “Actual Size” or set Scale to 100 %.
3. Make sure “Fit to Page” or “Shrink to Fit” is turned off and Borderless printing is disabled.
4. Confirm the printer’s paper size matches your card (A5, US Letter, 5×7, etc.).
5. Click Print.
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