Oyster Jokes (not AI written!)

I really like oysters, but I know they’re not for everyone. Some people think eating them just means swallowing them whole, but to really appreciate the flavor you need to chew them. If you’re not doing that, you’re kinda missing the point and honestly wasting the oysters. Still, even if you’re not a fan, you can still laugh at them! I’ve got a collection of oyster jokes below, but as always if you’ve got a goodie to add, let me know! Plus, keep scrolling down and you can grab the free oyster joke printable.

Oyster Jokes

What happens if you cross an oyster with a groundhog? Well it wood-shuck, wouldn’t it.
Oysters never donate to charity. They’re shellfish.
What do you call a rich oyster? Elon Mollusk.
What do oysters do on their birthday? They shellabrate.
What’s made of chocolate, has a shell and lives at the bottom of the sea? An oyster egg.
How to oysters call their friends? On a shell phone.
What do you call a girl oyster? A she shell.
What do you call a paralyzed oyster? Shell shocked.
What kind of mushroom lives in the sea? Oyster mushrooms.
Did you hear about the oyster who was breakdancing at the seafood disco? He ended up pulling a mussel.
My oyster used to be really shy. Then one day he came out of his shell.
I told my oyster he was being too shellfish. But he just clammed up.
How does an oyster answer the phone? Shello?
Who can open an oyster with only his hands? Shuck Norris.
How did the oyster hide from the fish? Clamouflage.
Why do oysters enjoy being cooked? It raises their shellfish steam.
What did the oyster say to his girlfriend when she finally got him to open up? Aww shucks
Oysters give the best advice. Real pearls of wisdom.
Why won’t an oyster talk about its private life? It’s way too pearl-sonal.
Why don’t oysters pay for dinner? They hate to shell out.
What do you call a shellfish monastary? A cloyster.
Why do oysters like jokes? They love a good shuck-le