If you’re celebrating Christmas this year with friends or family, here’s something fun to play alongside Christmas lunch or dinner table. These printable Christmas jokes are a simple way to add a little cheer and festive fun. Just print, cut, and you’re set.
This set includes 40 different jokes, designed to be quick, clean, and actually funny for kids. Think silly Christmas puns, and the kind of classic groaners people can’t help but laugh at.
You’ll get two versions in the download:
- One with the answers written upside down (great for kids who like to guess)
- One with the answers right under the question (no extra thinking required)
Both versions are laid out on US Letter paper, four jokes per row, five rows per page. You can print the whole stack at once or just a few pages at a time. Trim them into strips, pop one into a lunchbox, or even use them for party favors, notes from teachers, or little pick-me-ups around the house.
If you’ve got more than one kid, let them take turns reading them aloud or trading them with friends. Some families like to keep a bowl of them on the table so anyone can grab one with breakfast.
How to print at actual size
1. Open the Print dialog (Ctrl + P on Windows or ⌘ + P on Mac).
2. Under Page Sizing or Scale, select “Actual Size” or set Scale to 100 %.
3. Make sure “Fit to Page” or “Shrink to Fit” is turned off and Borderless printing is disabled.
4. Confirm the printer’s paper size matches your card (A5, US Letter, 5×7, etc.).
5. Click Print.
Grab you free downloads
These are such fun to tell during Christmas time, or even popping one into the kids lunchboxes during December. Best part? They’re totally free. Click below to download your set, and let me know in the comments which joke you laugh at the most.
More freebies
For a lot of fun, check out our free Christmas time mad-lib style stories and free printable Christmas tags!
- Winter Mad Lib Style Free Printable
- Christmas Mad Lib Style Free Printable
- Santa Mad Lib Style Free Printable
- Free Printable Sarcastic Christmas Favor Tags
- Printable Christmas Mad Libs Style Games: 3-Pack Bundle
- Free Funny Christmas Favor Tags Printable
